function MakeFluffHappen() {
FluffyKittenMaker(0);
Conflaburator(0);
}
function FluffyKittenMaker(SomeNumberThing) {
document.body.style.opacity = SomeNumberThing/100;
}
function Conflaburator(SomeNumberThing) {
if (SomeNumberThing <= 100) {
FluffyKittenMaker(SomeNumberThing);
SomeNumberThing += 10;
window.setTimeout("Conflaburator("+SomeNumberThing+")", 100);
}
}

function FixExternalLinks() {
  if (!document.getElementsByTagName) return;
  var anchors = document.getElementsByTagName("a");
  for (var i = 0; i < anchors.length; i++) {
    var anchor = anchors[i];
    if (anchor.getAttribute("rel") && anchor.getAttribute("rel") == "external") {
      anchor.target = "_blank";
    }
  }
}

function addLoadEvent(func) {
  var oldonload = window.onload;
  if (typeof window.onload != 'function') {
    window.onload = func;
  } else {
    window.onload = function() {
      if (oldonload) {
        oldonload();
      }
      func();
    }
  }
}
 //addLoadEvent(nameOfSomeFunctionToRunOnPageLoad);
//addLoadEvent(function() {
  /* more code to run on page load */ 
//});
function addUnloadEvent(func) {
  var oldonunload = window.onunload;
  if (typeof window.onunload != 'function') {
    window.onunload = func;
  } else {
    window.onunload = function() {
      if (oldonunload) {
        oldonunload();
      }
      func();
    }
  }
}